I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie — oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast-?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast-?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie —?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids-?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie —?? I just want to die because I’m so sad
Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mom so poor she buys used food.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
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